Kristi wuz X

So I just finished watching .hack//sign

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:22:55 GMT

And I gotta say, it's better than I expected. I only caught the last episode when they took it off air, so I knew the ending, but not the backstory. I gotta say, it's an intriguing way to learn the story. Backwards, I mean.

There are two bonus episodes in the last disk of the box set. 26 is a great watch, really. I loved it. 27... not so much. It's really just a summary of the middle of the series. I fastforwarded through everything except the flashbacks. I think the idea was that you'd be able to watch that, the first and the last epi to understand the basic story. It's not for me.

This is one of the greats. Only Studeo Ghibli has made me so completely idealess fanfic wise before. The only way I could see would be to do a series focusing on other characters within the World. It's like the whole Sasuke-leaving-Konoha thing. I may hate some of it, but I can't think of a way to change any of it, even with OCs. And that, I think, is beyond awesome.

Just one thing: wtf is with Sora being in the fourth grade and having an Envy-lookalike character? He is way too young to be watching FMA.

Oh yeah, since the DVD comes with an isolated score track, does anyone wanna colab on a crack-fandub?

Blogging with your opposite hand hurts...

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:09:04 GMT

I am naturally right-handed. This is an undeniable fact.

My arm hurts so bad I can't move it. This is also undeniable.

I broke my arm about 5.5 years ago, so naturally I actually have legible left-hand handwriting, just little control. Hence, I took a handwriting book I stole from my fourth-grade teacher (she had it comin') and started doing the exercises with my left-hand. My left hand which does not have writer's calluses, fine motor skills, or anything else that 13+ years of writing have given me.

OOoOOoOOOOOOOW!

A Modest Proposal

Wed, 26 Sep 2007 18:17:56 GMT

A Modest Proposal for the impending boom of those eligible for Social Security
by Kristi Kinoshita

We have a problem in our great nation of nations, a problem that has been breeding for many decades. In 1945, the Second World War ended and soldiers had children. Lots of children. These children are nearing the age of Social Security eligibility.

By 2017, the number of eligible citizens will exceed the number of workers. We will be paying more in benefits than we collect in taxes. Without changes, by 2041 the Social Security Trust Fund will be exhausted. There will only be enough money to pay around 75 cents for each dollar of scheduled benefits. This is a problem.

There are some obvious but fallible solutions to this problem, of course; President Bush has suggested the privatization of Social Security. But that, of course, makes too much sense to ever happen. Members of the opposition party might be inclined to means test eligibility, increase the age of eligibility, remove the income cap on contributions, and deficit spend in the short term, because economies of scale will work to offset the insufficiencies toward the end of the century, but that's just crazy talk!

No, I propose a set of foolproof solutions to this problem. They struck me as I lay in bed, watching a late showing of Casino Royale, and I assure you, none of them have any flaws. The scene in which the fake Dr. Noah voice we've been hearing all along begins to speak from within the box comes up, and I ask aloud, "Why can't we creat a specialized disease that destroys all men of four-foot-six and makes all women beautiful?" Surely, half the population would be gone then, and we would be rid of all those damnable tall people!

Then, thinking more properly, I expounded. Instead of men over a certain height, why not target all people over a certain age, say sixty-four? Yeah, and we can do it with the Center for Disease Control and the National Institute of Health, every three years, beginning in 2017.

Or we could use the Iraqi Oil Revenues to help pay the difference, because look at how well it's been working for paying the war!

Then, last on my tirade, I fell asleep to a most wonderful idea: Invade Canada.

How could we benefit from such plans? Why, our taxes won't skyrocket, of course. As such, people wouldn't dislike the government so much anymore. Higher taxation leads to lower approval ratings, as everyone knows. Also, without elderly over a certain age to worry about, or else another country's profits to throw around, the money could be put to more useful purposes, like funding the war and certainly not paying off the national debt.

{[(Note: This is meant to be taken as satire. I wrote it in English and thought you'd like to share.)]}

Yo peeps

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:10:18 GMT

wassup? just chillin out on this end. Boy am I tiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrreeeeeddddd Well, actually I'm just testing, so... bye!

Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:12:45 GMT

About my SUPER LATE next theme for FujiRyo, I would like to say that there are no excuses. Or rather, every excuse possible, especially those about distraction, real life, and a SUMMER READING PROJECT! I thought I would be done with those by now..... I hate summer reading projects. I just like to read. Isn't it possible to have no real scholastic thoughts on a book? Ne, I don't like to stooooooo~p!

For those of you (all) that don't know, I promised I'd have the next one up by the 3rd. It's already the 7th before I start righting....... that's bad grammar. NEways, I'm going to put up what I already have to show just how pathetic I am.

Tradition Theme

ELJAKK

Summary: Ryoma had done this for as long as he could remember, but decided to drag Fuji-senpai along this time…

A/N: ZOMG I am SOOO sorry~! It’s already the seventh and I haven’t even started to write yet! Gawd! Real life got in the way, I swear! We had to clean house because we’re having people over for the fourth (it takes days to clean my room, as is), then Savvi came over! I couldn’t write when I have a guest over! Then the bookstore, then the fourth, then nephew came over, then the museum… Gawd, I’m pathetic! I only have the basics of how this’ll go as is! FEEL FREE TO FLOG THE AUTHOR!

Or not.

DISCLAIM’R: DISCLAIM’D

D~(A~-N-~C)~E
Ryoma hit the auto-dial and speakerphone buttons on his cellphone almost simultaneously, before dropping the thing on his bed and continuing to tie his Converses. The ringing resounded loudly through his room, making him almost freeze with the danger of it. It was no matter; Nanjiroh wouldn’t wake up for another ten minutes anyway.

Finally the phone was picked up. A groggy voice could be heard on the other end. “What?” Okay. Groggy and angry, perhaps.

Ryoma laughed at Fuji-senpai’s annoyance before speaking seriously.

That's all I have written. Aren't I pathetic?

PS: The prequels are both up at my FF.N PAge. Read "Fuji and the Pool", then "As the Rumor Goes" (which, incidentally, I almost titled "Rumor Has It" because my theme was "Rumor"

If I made a community for my 52 themes, what would happen? Do you think I would be more inspired? I donnnnnnn't knooooooow! Helpu!

Oh Em Gee!

Thu, 12 Jul 2007 19:11:38 GMT

Sa--Billi and I created a community. : Fake Cape! I'm Raz! A Raz who is insane! Yaaaaay!

Wed, 27 Jun 2007 17:56:17 GMT

It's been forever since I did anything, hasn't it been? I feel sooooooooooooo boooooored. I get to publish my next ficceh tonight. And I already have an idear for my next one. Still not sure what I should do about my themes. Maybe I SHOULD make a commune.... but...... maybe I shouldn't........ I dun no. Helps?

Incorrect Assumption 1 Complete

Wed, 23 May 2007 17:44:46 GMT

Also on FF.N and soon Gaia.

The battles had always been terrible. As the senshi had matured, the enemies gained strength. Neo Queen Serenity gazed upon the rubble around her. She remembered having fought the Black Moon when they had time traveled. She remembered the Heart Snatchers, the Galaxy Cauldron, so many terrible battles with Beryl, the Dead Circus, and too, too, too terribly many fights after. What had always surprised her was how much stronger enemies got as time passed. Some would wait mere weeks after the last battle took place, some would bide their time for years, getting themselves that much stronger. She smiled grimly, remembering all the lives lost trying to hurt her friends, her people, her nation, her planet...

She had been sad to see borders change as time passed, but one thousand years were bound to bring change. Sure, her authority was politically unopposed in this Solar System (and quite a bit beyond, actually), but she knew that those 'hidden ninja villages' and other 'martial arts training centers' kept up their 'sporting rivalries'. To be frank, their help had been greatly appreciated in the latest battles. The senshi had had enough time to settle down with their own families, and when the first attacks had struck, were rather clumsy in their attempts to fight. The fact remained, however, that certain individuals had broken laws, and consequences needed to be dealt out. On the other hand, the citizens might rebel if she were to hand out punishments to the belovéd leaders who had, quite frankly, saved her ass. Serenity sighed. Looked like she would be re-watching key episodes of 'Rome'... again. For now, though, there were injured to take care of

She looked at the boy--no, the man in front of her. She remembered him, one of the members of the delegations to keep one of the 'sports competitions'... the Chuunin Examination? Supposedly, it was an examination to see if competitors were qualified to participate in other 'sports competitions'.

Those eyes had always been unmistakable, whether their former onyx black or their current crimson red. "Uchiha Sasuke," Neo Queen Serenity smiled at the man before her. "Why on earth are you laying on the ground?

Sasuke gave a choking cough of a laugh before responding, a hint of blood at the corner of his lips. "Now... isn't the time... for jokes." He breathed very deeply as he spoke, trying to conserve his life for as long as possible.

"Indeed," Serenity took out her Ginzuishou from whatever semi-existent pocket she kept it in. "It isn't." She was about to set to work when Sasuke grabbed her hand.

"Karma's out t' get you," he said. "Fer usin' that thing too much."

Serenity laughed. "So if I stop using the Ginzuishou, the battles will stop?"

Sasuke nodded once, a weak smile on his face as he coughed again. "More importantly... my daughter."

Serenity cocked her head to the side; had he already had children? How time passes!

"She was just born... the other day..." He took an even deeper breath, Sharingan fading for the first time in years as he used up his last breaths. "My wife died in childbirth... please... take care of her..."

Serenity shut the Uchiha's eyes, knowing that his time had come and he wished to take it. "You'd rather 'save' your daughter and me and be with Sakura-san than live without your wife... that's love, isn't it?" She asked the sky. She gazed at the rubble about her. There was a lot of work to do. "But still... I wonder what her name is."

~~~
An Incorrect Assumption
Because when you 'assume', you make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.
ELJAKK

A/N: This fic is inspired in part by a NaruSasu fic in which Sasuke freaks out about pink haired babies with sharingan eyes and Billi Sue Jane and my response to it being "Hey that would look like Rainy." She says Rainy when she means Chibi-Usa. I dunno. Anyways, then I go "Wow, that could be written either very, very well, or very, very crappily. I wanna write it!" This will require a major suspension of disbelief for it to work. I wanna do it well, but too many flames are never a good thing for my non-existent self esteem. I would seriously appreciate some good comments if you like it.

Without further adieu, chapter one:

~~~

Small Lady considered herself a very intelligent five-year-old. She could easily hold her own in a conversation with the most eloquent of people. She could give a look that could communicate the most deadly of threats and still look like the stunningly cute and kind princess she was. Thanks to Ami-sensei, she could even multiply smaller numbers (although pretending she couldn't was oft easier and much, much more fun) and understand complicated theories. Small Lady actually knew a lot in general. She especially knew, for example, when she was being lied to.

Small Lady looked at herself in the mirror. Her pinkish hair could easily be explained away as a slightly redder hue than her mother's blond hair, but what of her green eyes? Her father had once said something of inheriting her grandfather's green eyes, but her mother's sad smile said something entirely different, although what she wasn't sure. She was her parents' child, right? How could she not look like them if they were related?

There was also her name to consider. Princess Usagi Small Lady Serenity Uchiha Haruno Tsukino. Much, much, much too long a name, in her opinion. The reasoning behind the 'Princess' and 'Small Lady' parts were obvious, as was 'Serenity'. When she asked about the rest earlier, she had been told that 'Tsukino Usagi' had been the queen's name long, long before Small Lady had pondered it and the rest had been eloquently avoided. 'Uchiha'? 'Haruno'? There was no other explanation she could think of.

Small Lady considered herself a very intelligent five-year-old. She actually knew a lot in general. What she didn't know, however, was who the blond man with the weird outfit that was trying to talk to her was.

"Hey, how are you?" He questioned, coming closer. Small Lady had already been in a corner, and backed up even further.

"I'm sorry, there's no reason to be afraid. You just reminded me of my friend--" Small Lady backed as far as she could from the stranger's offending hand. For some reason, this man scared her to no end, and staying away from scary people was always a good thing, in her book. She tried to look as threatening as possible, and was surprised when, as she did so, the stranger started to glow with seemingly no effort. Too Scary!

"Hey, isn't that---" The blond man was cut off by...

"Hello, Naruto-san," Neo Queen Serenity, to the rescue!

"Hello, Serenity-dono," Naruto replied, bowing ever-so-slightly. "Was that---?"

"It was." Serenity put a look in her eye that screamed 'say another word and I will rip out your spleen and feed it to the muskrat.' A thousand years of experience does the heart good.

Naruto chose to ignore the look. "That means---"

"It does and it doesn't." Serenity interjected, thinking his words were to imply adultery on her part.

Naruto's eyes widened. "But you never had sex with---" He was cut off by a not-quite-discrete hand to the side of his face.

"Momma~~" Small Lady spoke up, using her best 'I'm the cutest thing in the world now give me everything I want' voice; the stranger's glow was gone with her mother's arrival, so she felt safe enough to speak now. "Who's this and why's he accusing you of bad things?"

"Ahh," Serenity turned to her daughter. "This is Naruto-san, Small Lady. He is the Rokudaime Hokage, kind of like a mayor and a military leader all at the same time. He wanted to talk to me about some recent events."

"Ohhhh...." Small Lady nodded. "Why was he glowing earlier?"

"Ahhh." Serenity's eyes widened. "Naruto-san, I do believe we must be going." She took her fellow blond by the arm and forced him along in a way that looked as if he were leading.

~~~

"So," Naruto began now that Neo Queen Serenity was sure that all the doors and windows were securely bolted and had taken her seat. "Is that really Sasuke and Sakura-chan's child?" He wouldn't call Sasuke '-teme' now that he was dead, but felt far too strange to call his late rival and friend anything but.

"He did ask me to take care of her." Serenity smiled simply.

"I don't think he'd meant it quite so literally," Naruto let out a loud laugh. "Damn, I'd been sure Sasuke's first kid would be a boy. I'd been fighting someplace else at the time. Wars, you know."

"Is it a bad thing that Small Lady is a girl?" Serenity tilted her head to side, a cute look of confusion placed on her face even in this casual setting.

"Not at all, I just always wanted to tease Sasuke about having a son with pink hair and his brother rolling in his grave, laughing." Naruto smiled. "Now I can't, can I?"

"What happened to her eyes?" Serenity questioned seriously. That had never happened before... But Small Lady had probably seen a lot of bloodshed through her window recently. The enemies had made it very close to the palace.

"The Sharingan,” Naruto said by way of explanation. "The Uchiha Kekkei Genkai: the Sharingan eye. By pumping chakra to her eyes, your 'Small Lady' will be able to see through any ninjutsu or genjustu she encounters, and will be able to mimic and taijustu she sees. I'm surprised she can use it at such a young age." Hadn't Sasuke's older brother activate the Sharingan at a young age, too? Guess Naruto couldn't ask, could he?

"Handy," Serenity bit back sarcastically. So she'd be a wiz at fighting ninja. Great.

"Hey, hey, take it easy. I'm talking any magic attack, illusion, or fighting style. She'll have to train a bit, but it's a really useful ability to have!"

Serenity sighed. "Okay then. Now, about what we came here for."

"I still say signing a pardon for all ninja who fought recently is the best way to go. I know who fought and who didn't."

"I concur." Serenity grinned as a thought struck her. "However, I have one I idea I'd like to add."

~~~

Small Lady considered herself a very intelligent five-year-old. But no matter how she thought about it, there were no other explanations! She didn't understand. She wasn't related to her parents? But then, how were they her parents? Great, now her head hurt.

“Hello,” a voice said cheerfully. It was that glowing guy from before! What was his name…?

“Hello, Naruto-san,” Small Lady said charmingly, using her best you-couldn’t-debate-your-way-out-of-a-paper-bag-agains-this-smile voice. “You startled me.”

“You’re really smart, aren’t you?” Naruto questioned. Damn Uchiha prodigy girl.

“I consider myself very intelligent for a girl my age, yes.” Small Lady confirmed, her head held high for the compliment.

She’s more open than he ever was, Naruto thought, smiling. “Small Lady-chan,” He asked. It wasn’t a very good name, in Naruto’s opinion, but something familiar would keep her calm. “Would you like to go on a trip with me?”

Small Lady stopped giggling (Small Lady-chan!) to think. “What kind of trip?”

“Gotta love kids,” Naruto muttered, smiling. “Well, we’d go see rivers and mountains and lakes, and you’d become very strong.”

Small Lady blinked. Her? Strong? She’d never even been allowed outside for the protection of her health. Someone like her could be strong?

“Well, what do you think?”

Small Lady smiled. “I would love to, Naruto-san!”

~~~

END CHAPPIE!

OMG this is getting to be so fun to write! I love it! Gah, funny how this was supposed to be a passing thing. I need to re-read it later, but I think I’ll post it now. School rocks, yo. As I told my Math sub/former English teacher, I am bettering my skills with grammar and writing. YAY!

rre

An Incorrect Assumtion Chapter 1

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 21:44:46 GMT

Gonna addin the beginning and the start where I left off. I'm really begining to like this fic.

~~___~~

The battles had always been terrible. As the senshi had matured, the enemies gained strength. Neo Queen Serenity gazed upon the rubble around her. She remembered having fought the Black Moon when they had time traveled. She remembered the Heart Snatchers, the Galaxy Cauldren, so many terrible battles with Beryl, the Dead Circus, and too, too, too terribly many fights after. What had always surprized her was how much stronger enemies got as time passed. Some would wait mere weeks after the last battle took place, some would bide their time for years, getting themselves that much stronger. She smiled grimly, remembering all the lives lost trying to hurt her friends, her people, her nation, her planet...

She had been sad to see borders change as time passed, but one thousand years were bound to bring change. Sure, her authority was politically unopposed in this Solar System (and quite a bit beyond, actually), but she knew that those 'hidden nija villages' and other 'martial arts training centers' kept up their 'sporting rivalries'. To be frank, their help had been greatly appreciated in the latest battles. The senshi had had enough time to settle down with their own families, and when the first attacks had struck, were rather clumsy in their attempts to fight. The fact remained, however, that certain individuals had broken laws, and consequences needed to be dealt out. On the other hand, the citizens might rebel if she were to hand out punishments to the belovéd leaders who had, quite frankly, saved her ass. Serenity sighed. Looked like she would be rewatching key episodes of 'Rome'... again. For now, though, there were injured to take care of

She looked at the boy--no, the man in front of her. She remembered him, one of the members of the delegations to keep one of the 'sports competitions'... the Chuunin Examination? Supposedly, it was an examination to see if competitors were qualified to participate in other 'sports competitions'.

Those eyes had always been unmistakable, whether their former onyx black or their current crimson red. "Uchiha Sasuke," Neo Queen Serenity smiled at the man before her. "Why on earth are you laying on the ground?

Sasuke gave a choking cough of a laugh before responding, a hint of blood at the corner of his lips. "Now... isn't the time... for jokes." He breathed very deeply as he spoke, trying to conserve his life for as long as possible.

"Indeed," Serenity took out her Ginzuishou from whatever semi-existant pocket she kept it in. "It isn't." She was about to set to work when Sasuke grabbed her hand.

"Karma's out t' get you," he said. "Fer usin' that thing too much."

Serenity laughed. "So if I stop using the Ginzuishou, the battles will stop?"

Sasuke nodded once, a weak smile on his face as he coughed again. "More importantly... my daughter."

Serenity cocked her head to the side; had he already had children? How time passes!

"She was just born... the other day..." He took an even deeper breath, Sharingan fading for the first time in years as he used up his last breaths. "My wife died in childbirth... please... take care of her..."

Serenity shut the Uchiha's eyes, knowing that his time had come and he wished to take it. "You'd rather 'save' your daughter and I and be with Sakura-san than live without your wife... that's love, isn't it?" She asked the sky. She gazed at the rubble about her. There was a lot of work to do. "But still... I wonder what her name is?"

~~~~~~~
An Incorrect Assumtion
Because when you 'assume', you make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.
ELJAKK

A/N: This fic is inspired in part by a NaruSasu fic in which Sasuke freaks out about pink haired babies with sharingan eyes and Billi Sue Jane and my response to it being "Hey, that would look like Rainy." She says Rainy when she means Chibi-Usa. I dunno. Anyways, then I go "Wow, that could be written either very, very well, or very, very crappily. I wanna write it!" This will require a major suspension of disbelief for it to work. I wanna do it well, but too many flames are never a good thing for my non-existant self esteem. I would seriously appreciate some good comments if you like it.

Without further adieu, chapter one:

~~~~~~~

Small Lady considered herself a very inellegent five-year-old. She could easily hold her own in a conversation with the most eloquent of people. She could give a look that could communicate the most deadly of threats and still look like the stunningly cute and kind princess she was. Thanks to Ami-sensei, she could even multipy smaller numbers (although pretending she couldn't was oft easier and much, much more fun) and understand complicated theories. Small Lady actually knew a lot in general. She esspecially knew, for example, when she was beling lied to.

Small Lady looked at herself in the mirror. Her pinkish hair could easily be explained away as a slightly redder hue than her mother's blond hair, but what of her green eyes? Her father had once said something of inheriting her grandfather's green eyes, but her mother's sad smile said something entirely different, although what she wasn't sure. She was her parents' child, right? How could she not look like them if they were related?

There was also her name to consider. Princess Usagi Small Lady Serenity Uchiha Haruno Tsukino. Much, much, much too long a name, in her opinion. The reasoning behind the 'Princess' and 'Small Lady' parts were obvious, as was 'Serenity'. When she asked about the rest earlier, she had been told that 'Tsukino Usagi' had been the queen's name long, long before Small Lady had pondered it, and the rest had been eloquently avoided. 'Uchiha'? 'Haruno'? There was no other explanation she could think of.

Small Lady considered herself a very inellegent five-year-old. She actually knew a lot in general. What she didn't know, however, was who the blond man with the wierd outfit that was trying to talk to her was.

"Hey, how are you?" He questioned, coming closer. Small Lady had already been in a corner, and backed up even further.

"I'm sorry, there's no reason to be afraid. You just reminded me of my friend--" Small Lady backed as far as she could from the stranger's offending hand. For some reason, this man scared her to no end, and staying away from scary people was always a good thing, in her book. She tried to look as threatening as possible, and was surprized when, as she did so, the stranger started to glow with seemingly no effort. Too Scary!

"Hey, isn't that---" The blond man was cut off by...

"Hello, Naruto-san," Neo Queen Serenity, to the recue!

"Hello, Serenity-dono," Naruto replied, bowing ever-so-slightly. "Was that---?"

"It was." Serenity put a look in her eye that screamed 'say another word and I will rip out your spleen and feed it to the muskrat.' A thousand years of experience does the heart good.

Naruto chose to ignore the look. "That means---"

"It does and it doesn't." Serenity interjected, thinking his words were to imply adultery on her part.

Naruto's eyes widened. "But you never had sex with---" He was cut off by a not-quite-discrete hand to the side of his face.

"Momma~~" Small Lady spoke up, using her best 'I'm the cutest thing in the world now give me everything I want' voice; the stranger's glow was gone with her mother's arrival, so she felt safe enough to speak now. "Who's this and why's he accusing you of bad things?"

"Ahh," Serenity turned to her daughter. "This is Naruto-san, Small Lady. He is the Rokudaime Hokage, kind of like a mayor and a military leader all at the same time. He wanted to talk to me about some recent events."

"Ohhhh...." Small Lady nodded. "Why was he glowing earlier?"

"Ahhh." Serenity's eyes widened. "Naruto-san, I do believe we must be going." She took her fellow blond by the arm and forced him along in a way that looked as if he were leading.

~~~~~~~

"So," Naruto began now that Neo Queen Serenity was sure that all the doors and windows were securely bolted and had taken her seat. "Is that really Sasuke and Sakura-chan's child?" He wouldn't call Sasuke '-teme' now that he was dead, but felt far to strange to call his late rival and friend anything but.

"He did ask me to take care of her." Serenity smiled simply.

"I don't think he'd meant it quite so litterally," Naruto let out a loud laugh. "Damn, I'd been sure Sasuke's first kid would be a boy. I'd been fighting someplace else at the time. Wars, you know."

"Is it a bad thing that Small Lady is a girl?" Serenity tilted her head to side, a cute look of confusion placed on her face even in this casual setting.

"Not at all, I just always wanted to tease Sasuke about having a son with pink hair and his brother rolling in his grave, laughing." Naruto smiled. "Now I can't, can I?"

"What happened to her eyes?" Serenity questioned seriously. That had never happened before... But Small Lady had probably seen a lot of bloodshed through her window recently. The enemies had made it very close to the palace.

"The Sharingan, " Naruto said by way of explanation. "The Uchiha Kekkei Genkai: the Sharingan eye. By pumping chakra to her eyes, your 'Small Lady' will be able to see through any ninjutsu or genjustu she encounters, and will be able to mimick and taijustu she sees. I'm surprized she can use it at such a young age." Hadn't Sasuke's older brother activate the Sharingan at a young age, too? Guess Naruto couldn't ask, could he?

"Handy," Serenity bit back sarcastically. So she'd be a wiz at fighting ninja. Great.

"Hey, hey, take it easy. I'm talking anymagic attack, illusion, or fighting style. She's have to train a bit, but it's a really useful ability to have!"

Serenity sighed. "Okay then. Now, about what we came here for."

"I still say signing a pardon for all ninja who fought recently is the best way to go. I know who fought and who didn't."

"I concur." Serenity grinned as a thought struck her. "However, I have one I idea I'd like to add."

~~~~~~~

Small Lady considered herself a very inellegent five-year-old. But no matter how she thought about it, there were no other explanations! She didn't understand. She wasn't related to her parents? But then, how were they her parents? Great, now her head hurt

Partial Fanfic Spam

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 18:44:24 GMT

Billi Sue Jane is telling me to post. So I'm Posting. But I only have fifteen minutes left, so instead of typing up my entire fic so far, I'm picking up where I left off. Ha. Ha.
____
What she didn't know, however, was who the blond man with the wierd outfit that was trying to talk to her.

"Hey, how are you?" He questioned, coming closer. Small Lady had already been in a corner, and backed up even further.

"I'm sorry, there's no reason to be afraid. You just reminded me of my friend--" Small Lady backed as far as she could from the stranger's offending hand. For some reason, this man scared her to no end, and staying away from scary was always a good thing, in her book. She tried to look as threatening as possible, and was surprized when, as she did so, the stranger started to glow with seemingly no effort. Too Scary!

"Hey, isn't that---" The blond man was cut off by...

"Hello, Naruto-san," Neo Queen Serenity, to the recue!

"Hello, Serenity-dono," Naruto replied, bowing ever-so-slightly. "Was that---?"

"It was." Serenity put a look in her eye that screamed 'say another word and I will rip out your spleen and feed it to the muskrat.' A thousand years of experience does the heart good.

Naruto chose to ignore the look. "That means---"

"It does and it doesn't." Serenity interjected, thinking his words were to imply adultery on her part.

Naruto's eyes widened. "But you never had sex with---" He was cut off by a not-quite-discrete hand to the side of his face.

"Momma~~" Small Lady spoke up, using her best 'I'm the cutest thing in the world now give me everything I want' voice; the stranger's glow was gone with her mother's arrival, so she felt safe enough to speak now. "Who's this and why's he accusing you of bad things?"

"Ahh," Serenity turned to her daughter. "This is Naruto-san, Small Lady. He is the Rokudaime Hokage, kind of like a mayor and a military leader all at the same time. He wanted to talk to me about some recent events."

"Ohhhh...." Small Lady nodded. "Why was he glowing earlier?"

"Ahhh." Serenity's eyes widened. "Naruto-san, I do believe we must be going." She took her fellow blond by the arm and forced him along in a way that looked as if he were leading.

~~~

That's all I feel like writing right now. See ya laterz!

If its not a link, make it one.

Fri, 06 Apr 2007 18:04:18 GMT

http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=984

For having no words, this is the best page EVER! Every move you make... every step you take... every single day every bond you break Eye'll be watching yew! The best, man!

Guess what?

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 19:08:35 GMT

The oooot is a go. Only people I know will get that. I need bracket keys.

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Wed, 28 Mar 2007 23:20:53 GMT

You know what? My computer is six years old. In two years, my computer could be considered ANCIENT! That Sucks. You know what doesn't suck? Billie Sue Jane's Youtube faves. I'm now going through someone else'd thing, they have a bunch called AMV Comedians. I watched #8 first. My stomache STILL hurts! It was sooooo funny. go. Watch it, fool. Like Mr. T. Billie Sue Jane, Krysti, and I are gonna put something on youtube called "Things that would get us jumped if you knew where we lived". Not much progress on the fic. Krysti couldn't stay on IM. That sux. Oh well. Cest la vie or something, I'm sure. Boooooooored. My thing isn't loading. Now I can't say that sux because I've said that too often todai. Bunni has a wierd pic for her IM icon. I can't read it. That makes me furious. Grrrrrrrrr. I'm gonna watch some of my thing now. Bai.

Izza Secret

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 18:49:57 GMT

Krysti and I have created the crackiest fanfic in existance. It's called Its a secret and it's about... one of the characters of Naruto being a female prostitute at night... one of the MALE characters. Lol. Here's the opener:

It's a Secret
Kinoshita Kristanite
and
Krystal Kamichi

Summary: She sell her body... on street corner... like prostitute... for five dolla. ShikaIno if you squint. Shikamaru centric. This story is on ACID!

Inspiration: The Fall of Sailor Moon from the Orlando Anime Film Festival. Watched it on Youtube. It's Hilarious!

A/N: This is a crackfic, or, as my dad would say, an acidfic. Because acid has haluconigenic side-effects! Don't read this without a good seven-to-ten hours to devote to laughing your ass off before becoming active. Oh, come on! Shikamaru wearing a blue wig and saying "Gimme five dolla, ho!" Has GOT to make you laugh.

Note: For our purposes, the characters live in a USA-esque country and China, Mexico, and England exist in their world. Also, if you are familiar with South Park, you can picture a slightly more Chinese sounding version of Cartman's Jennifer Lopez as Onna-Shikamaru/Yoshiko's voice. Now, on to the fic.

I'll put the fic up later.

Wewt

Tue, 27 Mar 2007 00:46:54 GMT

Wierd quiz

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 23:27:34 GMT

I need to change out my userpics. ... NEways (wow my friends are getting to me), I was reading through Billi Sue Jane's stuff on my new RSS reader, Vienna (which rocks! Hah! Dumb windows folks... I shouldn't say that since most of the people I know are windows folks) And I came accrooss this quizy thingi she did. Down with the ie! DOWN I SAY!

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Ummm... one is Lisa, and another is... ummm.... Teresa I thing.... And Billi Sue Jane's uncle's girlfriend's name is Laura...

YOU FUCKED UP #2!! ;-P

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
Ummm.... Mr. Welter was a rock star... But I'm Asexual, so I don't really have an opinion... but I really do, but I'm too lazy to figure my opinion out...

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
The real question is have I ever been in a movie theatre?

5. What body part do you wash first?
ummm... My hair and my face... I don't have time most of the time to really think about it....

6. Do you have any piercings?
only my ears... My brother and his fiance' have them on alternate eyebrows... and Mandi (said fiance') had a tongue piercing... and that one guy has a bunch on his arm...

7. Do you love someone?
I'm asexual... but all my best friends are like my sisters...

8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
ya know, I didn't know what an inni or an outti was until I met Billi? I have an inni

9. What's your favorite flavor Pringles?
I only like sourcream and onion (NOT sour cream! COMPLETELI DIFFERENT!) pizzaria (umm... IGNORE MY SPELLING! I'M A GRAMMAR NAZI!) and .... Do pringles have BBQ? If they do, I like that too, but I don't remember

10. Have you ever been tied up?
I don't WANNA know what that's insinuating... which is funny since I read the most GRAPHIC SM Lemon the other day... I have no morals ^.^;

11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for?
...lying... seriously, I don't get grounded for anything else. Wanna know the worst thing I DIDN'T get grounded for? Hitting my sister on the head. My parents believed me when I said she hit her head on the wine in the wine rack (she was bent over... my parents don't buy wine NEmore) Don't tell them that

12. Do you know all of the different ninja turtles?
Only because Billi Sue Jane and Fred (my brother) are such DORKS

13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
umm... Asexual people, step away from the wall! What, only me?

14. How many times have you been cussed out?
umm... never... WIAT! Maybe Billi did... and I wasn't paying attention.... umm... ^.^;

15. Which shoe do you put on first?
ummm.... the right one, I think.... WAIT earlier I was trying to put the left one on first... but then I got a different pair of shoes and put on the right one first... I think

16. How old are you?
Sometimes I'm 19, sometimes I'm 14, sometimes I'm nine, sometimes I'm not

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
The only bar I've been to belongs to my grandfather... And I don't think he's gay...XD

18. Have you ever had any Friends with Benefits?
Chy is my beta.... and so are Buns and Billi... XD

19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
Besides the fact that I'm not interested?

20. Did you french kiss before you were 16?
What part of 'asexual' don't you understand? Is it the 'a'? Cause that happens alot, actually... the prefix 'a' means 'not', so if you use it in the same context as bisexual, trisexual, homosexual, and heterosexual....

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
Can those be used in the same context as a 'rainbow party'? Cause I know what that means (and am not proud, BTW)

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
Someone who doesn't exist... I usually think about fanfics, actually, so NYAH

23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
Umm... I had to write an acrostic for English... But otherwise, not that I know of. I write them about others, though

She fucked up #24 XD

25. Have you ever found anything in your parent's bedroom that was questionable?
No, and I go through their stuff all the time. My dad sleeps in his underwear... he has the kind with a hole in it... and it/they (the underwear) advertise Pucker Up whateverkind-of-alchohol-that-is.

26. What was your childhood nickname?
Lizzy... seriously, my parents had a fight over how to spell Elizabeth because my dad wanted to call me Lizzy and my mom wanted to honor my great-grandmother on my dad's side. Lol.

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
I dunno. When WAS the last time I played the Urbz. I am such a dork.

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sex's locker room?
no... which is funny, because I have to pass it to get to my favorite spot in the gym (and our locker room is closer to the door...) One time, I wanted to see the hole they had made in it trying to open it with their feet, but they wouldn't let me.

29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
I don't drive... but my dad and I rant about how we should screenprint blue socks with the school logo so I can wear them... It's from "Horizon Central"s mail order thingi. They said that all the profits go towards raises in teachers salaries. What, they didn't tell you, (insert name of teacher here)? Oh yeah, they were waiting for spring break or something...

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
I used to do it a lot when I was younger, but then I realized that running around in the grass + fertilizer then stick my feet in my mouth is a bad thing

31. How do you normally eat your oreo cookies?
They way you're supposed to eat cookies... dip them in that disgusting liquid refered to as milk and then chug when they're gone.

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others?
Pole dance on my pole (bedpost) in front of my mirror...

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
I hate the smell of alchohol... but I hate the smell of vinegar even more, so I'm an excellent wine ... somethinger

37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
I don't know. I painted my dog with peanut butter when I was three, so I might have sniffed his butt, too.

38. Do you know someone named rick?
RICKY BOBBY! Lol.

39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Do you really WANT to know?

41. Do you have any strange phobias?
I'm afraid of the Shower drain clowns and that the ring girl lives in my toilet.

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
I have the righ to remain silent. Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law.

43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
Ran around the fuzzy pole. I was like nine. My grandpa owns a bar.

44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
There have been several nights that never happened in my life. Dares were not a part of the equation.

45. Have you ever called your love interest by another girl/guys name?
No, but sometimes I imagine that whatever guys are in whatever fanfic I've been thinking about most recently are wrapping their arms around me... I recently found out that it was actually the ghost of a six-year-old.

47. Have you ever played naked twister?
I own two types of twister.

48. Have you ever been drunk at work/school?
I think I already said I can't stand the smell of alchohol.

49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive?
My brother's wife is really hot. She pulled me in the bathroom, I hope we don't get caught! It's gonna be a merry merry merry fricken christmas! ... that's a song.

Boiooooooooored

Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:11:09 GMT

There's no i in bored. It's math. We're in the computer lab. I'm not gonna do my math paper. That's nice.

I hate... oranges. Actually, I like oranges. It's orange JUICE I hate. I don't want to be on the computer. I feel lathargic. We're leaving now, That doesn't rock. Bye
-Kristi

Memes, gay rights, and other things

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 21:01:15 GMT

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My Personality


Neuroticism	77
Extraversion	18
Openness To Experience	64
Agreeableness	62
Conscientiousness	37

You are introverted, reserved, and quiet with a preference for solitude and solitary activities. Your socializing tends to be restricted to a few close friends. You can be very easily upset, even by what most people consider the normal demands of living. People consider you to be extremely sensitive and emotional. A desire for tradition does not prevent you from trying new things. Your thinking is neither simple nor complex. To others you appear to be a well-educated person but not an intellectual. You have some concern with others' needs, and are generally pleasant, sympathetic, and cooperative. You are reasonably reliable, organized, and self-controlled.

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What is your connection with darkness? [pics]

Your connection with darkness is through your murderous ways/thoughts. You want to kill, get away with it, and do it again and again etc. To be in charge of peoples lives, to decide if someone should live or die makes you feel powerful. And power is addicting. But chances are you haven't commited murder(torture/rape) yet. So far these thoughts stay inside and haven't come to life. Most people wouldn't expect you to want to do this (maybe close friends/family) since you look just like an ordinary Joe, -but sometimes these types stand out. In school you were likely the quiet one who seemed harmless. Isn't is fun to prove people wrong?
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How is your soul? [pics]

Your soul is vengeful.
That is the driving feeling you have in your life right now. Someone fooled/betrayed you really bad and now you are after them to make them pay. Your heart and mind has been blackened by your hate for this person and it's on the line obsession. You need to let go, but that is something you just are incapable of doing. Betrayal is something you don't take very lightly and you can easily make new enemies. People often see you as a cold and harsh person who may be in need of anger management, but they don't know what you're going through and can't understand. On the bright side; you don't give up that easy when you've decided to do something. Hopefully you will have your revenge, if it is within reason, and get your honour and dignity back.
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What Type of Person Are You? [pictures + detailed results]

The wanderer - The lost

The one who never has a place to belong. The outcast amongst people, Wanderers find life to be rather lonely. There is an empty feeling inside of them that they can't seem to get rid of. However, not all is pain for them. Despite what others might think, they are very much capable of being happy and sad. Due to the fact that Wanderers always feel misplaced -to some extent- some adjust to how others are, just to have a place to be. The others in this category tend to shy away from people, preferring their own company, certain that they don't fit in. Both categories however, do keep most of their personal thoughts inside.
Wanderers tend to wish for a place where they are meant to be, resulting in a lot of daydreaming. Personality wise they are, in fact, dreamers. It doesn't mean they believe that they wish for will come true. Their inner world is simply better than this one. Most Wanderers try to find their special place, no matter if they are a passive-aggressive or a fearless individual. It is something they are drawn to do by nature.
Wanderers are also found to be hard to truly satisfy. Nothing will ever be the way they would have preferred/wanted it to be, and they tend to be disappointed a lot. It is not that they are perfectionists, they simply want for something to feel "right". Because of this, they often second-guess things/actions/relationships. Low self-esteem is a high possibility, as they often doubt themselves.
As their hole in their heart is constantly there, they may be prone for depression, as rarely anything is giving them true satisfaction. One day they may find their personal heaven, but it is important they are not too caught up in fantasies, or else they might pass by it blindly, missing it forever.
Quote:"Illusion is the first of all pleasures." -Oscar Wilde

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What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]

You are a maniac killer.
It doesn't matter who they are and what they have or haven't done. You still want to kill them. And for a simple reason only; it's fun. Seeing people in pain is like ecstasy. Maybe you have some sort of mental problems or you are this way because of previous deep scars, only you know. But now you are sadistic and maybe you only like to see a special group of people be in pain (e.g. preps). However you are not the most social person in the bunch and people think you are weird. That bothers you somewhat but atleast you can entertain yourself with daydreaming about killing them. After all, they have no idea what's coming.

Main weapon: Explosives and torture equpiment
Quote:"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" - R.D. Lang
Facial expression: Wicked smile
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This is the only part of this result I liked. I got the calm result when I should have gotten the killer result or the crazy/insane result. Damn.

Your word is: Hate. Your heart has been turned to black since you haven't experienced love, or maybe you felt love but got none in return. So if no one else is willing to like you, then why like them? You are now a very bitter soul, trying to find a place and perhaps someone who can co-exist with you. That can be a problem since you tend to keep away from most people and be rude, but maybe someday you will be okay again.

You are sad because of your fear

You need understanding.

In your life there has been many people that could never seem too comprehend your personality. Now you have either become an out-cast because of their narrow minds or you have adjusted yourself to them, and never letting them see who you are deep inside. You now think that no one will ever understand you and you hate that fact. Though you are scared of what the effects might be if you would decide to let someone in so you keep a safe distance that you both curse and bless.

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Your power is: Clairvoyance

Explanation: Your power is that you can look into the future and see what is coming. How far and long you can look is all depending on your skill level. This can, as all powers, be used in both evil and good. Even if it may seem like a boring ability it is a huge responsibility for the carrier, becase they are constantly tempted with doing the wrongs deeds (e.g. cheat on a test). It takes high morals to not be brought down with it.
Therefor you fit with this power quite well. You take responsibility and do what is the right thing to do. This does not make you a saint, since you're only human after all. But it makes a trustworthy person and you are loyal to camrades and/or team mates. In school you were probably a good student. If you were social varies from person to person, but most clairvoyant people tend to prefer their own company or that of close friends and family. That is because you are wise and knows how to treasure the reliable in your life, since you know popularity can be a false element. You are also not that big on taking risks and prefer what is already explored. That is because you don't like suprises, they can turn out bad and then you won't be in control.
Negative aspects: Since you're always doing the right thing and being trustworthy all the time you can become frustrated. Also, all that you carry on your shoulders may stress you out. You need to relax to be in good mental shape.

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"Happiness can subside, but frustration never lets go"
You have been awfully mistreated in your life by your fellow peers and/or family, and feel a growing frustration towards your life and your inability to do anything about it. Since no one has ever really been there for you, you bottle most things inside. And that is quite a lot of pain bottled up too. Deep inside you yearn for many things; feelings for affinity, for the world to improve, for people to stop being judgemental amongst other things. Yet your hope in improvement is very low, and believe you only have the power over yourself. When you are in larger crowds you tend to get irritated by the prescence of others, so you keep to yourself. Those who know you are probably aware of the hate you carry, but you rarely do anything about it.

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Types of People

Wed, 17 Jan 2007 20:13:13 GMT

Joy is a doodoohead, Billie Sue Jane, just ignore her.

I guess I should explain how all this started. You see, in English, one of our test questions on To Kill A Mockingbird (why is it that I'm the only one in the class that likes the books we read? Gods above) Was someting like "There are four types of people in Maycomb county. The regular dolks, the Old Salem Folks, the Ewells, and the Negros. What are the types of people in your community?" mAnd Joy put on her livejournal about how there's only Sitters and Doers and Billie Sue Jane is a Sitter and all this UTTER CRAP! Well, I thought I'd put my ideas on the table.

There are four types of people in the world. First comes the people who do their research, kind of like my dad. What he says is almost always exactly the fact, because he looked it up himself. They're smart people.

Next comes people who do some of the reasearch themselves and listen to other people who've done research. Myself and other people I associate with are in this category. We'll spend our time doing the research andcoming up with our own opinions when we have the time. Then, we listen to each others' opinions and bash the heck out of what doesn't match our own, then come to a new understand by getting the facts together and crap. I like this kind of person.

Then somes the people that don't do any research. By this, I mean people that don't watch the news, don't find out what the issues are, almost never have facts to back their opinions, but still have their opinion anyways and it's right 'cause it's their opinion. These people scare me.

Then comes people who don't believe the Holocaust happened. These people will listen to the facts, watch the news, look you in the eye when you give your first hand account of what happened, then tell you "No, that's not right, that's not how it works," and give some crap about God or how Hitler wouldn't do that or some crap. That's not to say I'm against religious people, but I believe (personally) that every single religion is right and these are things we should do and these are things that we should try not to do and it's okay if you mess up once in a while. DOn't shove your religion down my throat and say I'll burn in hell or some crap because guess what, that's against your religion. I leave you and your beliefs about God and Gods alone, you leave mine alone. Anyways, this is the type of person that I never hope to meet in my life and if I do, I hope it's the day I have a gun on me.

So, in conclusion, argument is good and Billie Sue Jane is like me. The End.

Wow

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 14:11:23 GMT

So... yeah. My best friend's mom got arrested by the FBI. (I'm not saying whether it was Billie Sue Jane's, Hecate's, or Buns') She's staying the night tonight and tommorrow. Then she has to go to court. My dad's a lawyer. She wanted to talk to him.

Something

Sun, 10 Dec 2006 13:49:31 GMT

I'm bored. Billie Sue Jane is over and we're in my dad's office because he's got a laptop and two compys in here. It's cooooooooooooooold. I want coffee. No, wait, Kristi doesn't drink coffee. I want... I guess hot choclate is my only choice then. Crap. I hate our hot chocolate. We only ever have hot dark chocolate which tastes natsy cause it's got extra cocao in it. White chocolate is horrible too, but hot white chocolate is okay. Milk chocolate can only be consumed in liberal amounts.... but hot chocolate is okay. except it isn't. TEA! No, the kinds of tea I drink don't have caffeine and I have a headache. One time I went to value city with a headache and there were chocolate coins about two isles over and and we were next to those Coke coolers (acola, not aine) and an isle over in the other direction was chocolate bars. A big wall of chocolate bars. I was all "IWANTEXCEDRIN!" and my parents about a foot frontof me didn's evrn hear me. I want excedrin. We never have excedrin anymore at this house. Do you know how much that sucks for people like me and my mom who get migraines all the flipping time? We need more excedrin. Once I figure out where my dad is, I'll send him to the store for some.

-Kristi

I'm testing it

Sun, 10 Dec 2006 05:05:31 GMT

Oh my god. I have livejournal. When the hell did that happen?